Trump, Barr And Lou Dobbs Are All-In On Deep State Conspiracy


( LAUGHTER )
YESTERDAY, WE GOT RESULTS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE’S
INSPECTOR GENERAL REPORT INTO THE ORIGINS OF THE RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION. AND DESPITE TRUMP’S CONSPIRACY
THEORIES, TO THE CONTRARY, THE I.G. FOUND THAT. THE F.B.I. WAS
I.G. FOUND THAT THE F.B.I. WAS JUSTIFIED IN OPENING ITS
INVESTIGATION INTO TIES BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA,
AND DID NOT ACT WITH POLITICAL BIAS. GOOD NEWS FOR THE F.B.I. AND THE
COUNTRY. NOW THE F.B.I. CAN GET BACK TO
THEIR IMPORTANT WORK: THRILLING YOU EVERY TUESDAY, AT 9:OO, 8:00
CENTRAL, ONLY CBS.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SYNERGY. I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE GLAD THIS
INVESTIGATION OF THE INVESTIGATION CAME UP CLEAN. SO IS F.B.I. DIRECTOR AND GUY
HOPING NO ONE NOTICES WHO FORGOT HIS TRUMPET, CHRISTOPHER WRAY. WRAY PRAISED THE I.G. REPORT
WITH AS MUCH ENTHUSIASM AS YOU’D EXPECT FROM AN F.B.I. DIRECTOR.>>AND I THINK IT’S IMPORTANT
THAT THE INSPECTOR GENERAL FOUND THAT, IN THIS PARTICULAR
INSTANCE, THE INVESTIGATION WAS OPENED WITH APPROPRIATE
PREDICATION AND AUTHORIZATION.>>Stephen: OKAY, “APPROPRIATE
PREDICATION AND AUTHORIZATION.” NOTHING FOR TRUMP TO BE
UPSET ABOUT, RIGHT? WRONG.( AS TRUMP )
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT REPORT ‘CURRENT’ DIRECTOR OF THE
F.B.I., CHRISTOPHER WRAY, WAS READING, BUT IT SURE WASN’T THE
ONE GIVEN TO ME.”( LAUGHTER )
OH, NOTHING SAYS JOB SECURITY LIKE CALLING SOMEONE THE
“CURRENT” DIRECTOR OF THE F.B.I.( LAUGHTER )
YES, THAT’S LIKE SAYING–( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OMINOUS. THAT’S LIKE SAYING, “WHY IS MY
CURRENT WIFE SO SUSPICIOUS ABOUT ALL MY BUSINESS TRIPS? I MEAN, MY NEXT WIFE IS COOL
WITH IT.” TRUMP ISN’T THE ONLY ONE CASTING
DOUBT ON THE I.G.’s FINDINGS. SO IS ATTORNEY GENERAL AND
SADDEST DECORATIVE GOURD, WILLIAM BARR. BARR WENT ON THE TV TODAY TO
EXPRESS HIS DISAPPOINTMENT THAT THE INSPECTOR GENERAL FOUND HIS
OWN DEPARTMENT HAD SUFFICIENT CAUSE TO START THE
INVESTIGATION.>>ONE AREA I DO DISAGREE WITH
THE I.G., AND THAT WAS WHETHER THERE WAS SUFFICIENT PREDICATION
TO OPEN A FULL-BLOWN COUNTERINTELLIGENCE
INVESTIGATION.>>Stephen: THAT’S THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION FOR YA. “WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG? THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE US.”( LAUGHTER )
NOW, TRUMP AND BARR ARE ALL IN ON THE DEEP-STATE CONSPIRACY,
AND SO IS THEIR FRIEND, THE PUPPETEERED CARCASS OF LOU
DOBBS.>>THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
INSPECTOR GENERAL, MICHAEL HOROWITZ, DECLARED HE WAS UNABLE
TO FIND ANY POLITICAL BIAS BEHIND THE SURVEILLANCE OF THE
2016 TRUMP CAMPAIGN. ALL THIS MORE EVIDENCE OF THE
RADICAL DEMS AND THE DEEP STATE’S AWESOME CONTROL OF OUR
PERMANENT BUREAUCRACY OF OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.>>Stephen: (AS DOBBS)
LISTEN!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THERE IS NO PROOF THERE IS A DEEP-STATE CONSPIRACY. THAT PROVES THERE IS A DEEP-
STATE CONSPIRACY, BECAUSE ONLY THE DEEP STATE COULD HAVE HIDDEN
THE PROOF!( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )
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