The Plumber

The Plumber


Oh… it’s so hot. Oh no! My faucet won’t work. What am I going to do? I wonder who that could be? Oh hey, big boy! Did Somebody call for a plumber? Oh, you bet I did. My pipes are all clogged. It’s okay. I brought my industrial-strength snake. Huh! I bet you know how to use that industrial-strength snake. Never had any complaints. Ha ha… That’s what I’d like to hear. So this is where… I’m gonna need you to work it. This is where you need my help? Yeah, this is where the problem is. Well, let’s have a look. Okay, let’s! This might take a little while. Oh! Oh my! Let’s see… Oh, it’s just a loose connection. Oh yeah? Yeah. There we go. All fixed. Oh, it’s all–? Done! Didn’t take as long as I thought. No? Um… are you sure it works? Yeah. look… Watch, see… on… off… on… off. It’s all good. Well, now I need to pay you. I can’t charge you for that. That was like, four seconds. I was just driving by. Hey, next time you call, though. You might want to try calling JNL Plumbing. ‘Cause they’re right around the corner, and they probably won’t even charge you like a visitation fee. Oh…? Have a good afternoon! Hmm… Oh, I wonder who that could be? I’ve been waiting for you. Yeah, I got a sausage pizza here. Extra sausage! Oh, I bet you do! You can never have enough sausage! Well, how would you like me to pay you? Actually, I’m 15 minutes late so… pizza’s free. Oh, really? Uh-huh, company policy. Well, what about, you know, your tip? You know, I don’t feel right taking the tip because I was late… So you can keep it. Well… wouldn’t you want to come inside and enjoy– Nah, I got other pizzas I gonna deliver so… Nice big Sausage– See ya! Later! You wanted to see me professor? As a matter of fact, I did Mindy. Have a seat. Is this about my grades? Well, yes it is. Oooooh. There must be something that we can do. I need to pass this class in order to graduate. I’m happy to say that you are passing this class with flying colors! What the fuck is wrong with people!?! You have the highest grades of, well… Anyone in this class. As a matter of fact, I was thinking about taking that midterm you wrote on Decarte …and seeing if we could get it published! What do you think about that? Un-fucking-believable! Someone should be thinking about grad school! You should! As a matter of fact, I think, if you wan’t… I could write you a letter of recommendation. That’s enough! That’s it! I’m out of here! All that you have to do is… Suck my cock… Mindy? mm-kay.

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