Tag: funny

Pete Correale Has No Sympathy For The Elderly | Bar Talk

Pete Correale Has No Sympathy For The Elderly | Bar Talk

Bill Pullman at his finest! Hey I’m Guy Branum. This is Bar Talk at JFL. I have in my hand an iPhone stopwatch. I’m going to give you 45 seconds to tell us your life story. Are you…

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a RANT about THIS MOVIE (i’m irrationally angry)

a RANT about THIS MOVIE (i’m irrationally angry)

Don’t want to make that mistake again! I found this movie. It looked promising at first. You’ll never guess where I found it: I was watching Jeopardy… okay it makes sense now that this movie is bad. I…

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Brutal takedown reveals why all business cards are worthless these days (Vooza)

Brutal takedown reveals why all business cards are worthless these days (Vooza)

So basically I’m just gonna mindlessly babble to you about random sports teams in the local area until we get to a point, I don’t know, like around here, where I can say hey, great meeting man. And…

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Downsized – Season 2 Episode 1 Employment

Downsized – Season 2 Episode 1 Employment

{rtf1ansiansicpg1252cocoartf949cocoasubrtf540 {fonttblf0fswissfcharset0 Helvetica;} {colortbl;red255green255blue255;} margl1440margr1440vieww9000viewh8400viewkind0 pardtx720tx1440tx2160tx2880tx3600tx4320tx5040tx5760tx6480tx7200tx7920tx8640qlqnaturalpardirnatural f0fs24 cf0 Hello? Is this Beth Davison? Don’t want it. We received your resume. Can’t afford it. And would like you to come in for an interview. Seriously? Are you available Thursday…

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Sex Workers in Saarland

Sex Workers in Saarland
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Sen. Bernie Sanders: I Will Do Everything I Can To Stop A War With Iran

Sen. Bernie Sanders: I Will Do Everything I Can To Stop A War With Iran

>>Stephen: FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST IS AN INDEPENDENT SENATOR FROM VERMONT WHO WANTS TO BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT. PLEASE WELCOME SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (…

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Martin Lawrence and Will Smith Binge-Watched Bad Boys 1 and 2 Together

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-If you want to go see Martin, you’re on tour right now with the Lit AF Tour. -Yes. -And it is — What a great line-up you have here. -Yes. -You’re starting January 31st, back on the road…

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Spider-Man: Workers Comp

Spider-Man: Workers Comp

Woah Woah! I’m gonna fall! And all because of my unsafe working conditions… and short break times, how ever will I pay my medical bills! Woah! *Pew* Huh! Woo! Hey, you alright? Woah, Spiderman! Looked like you where…

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House Flipper but I am a lazy worker

House Flipper but I am a lazy worker

Hey, there friends how’s it going, my name is kevin and today, we are playing house, flipper i’m like, super strong So i’m convinced i can flip this house welcome to house flipper, this game will allow you…

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Civ 6: New Workers

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*Wind Chimes* Hey. Hey new guy. Uh, well actually I’ve been doing this for a few centuries. Uhm, but then your country recently defeated mine, so I guess I’m technically new. Or technically you’re new, but that tha-…

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