“Shia LaBeouf” Live – Rob Cantor

“Shia LaBeouf” Live – Rob Cantor


You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Shia LaBeouf He’s following you about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He’s gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around He’s almost upon you now, and you can see… There’s blood on his face My God, there’s blood everywhere! Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf He’s brandishing a knife, it’s Shia LaBeouf Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it’s dark, and you seem to have lost him But you’re hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope! You move stealthily toward it… But your leg! Ah! It’s caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you’re on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn’t hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You’re sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You’ve beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You’re chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You’re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

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100 Comments

  1. OK but I have to know : is the famous GIF of Shia Labeouf coming from this video? Really? Did they do all of this? For the meme?

  2. Just imagine those kids applying for college:

    What's your biggest achievement?
    I was in the most expensive meme ever. (quiet quiet)

  3. If this is turned into a short film starring Rob as the guy in the woods and Shia LaBeouf as Shia LaBeouf I will freak

  4. I remember during 4chan’s Capture the Flag we were listening to this while watching the livestream of the flag at like 4 am, triangulating the stars and the paths of an airplane. Good times, man.

  5. My faith in content recommendation algorithms has completely collapsed. How come I only got recommended this video after 5 years? 5 years!

  6. Imagine this

    Your in your home,it’s silent
    Your in the most comfy chair in the world with the fire cackling
    Most comfy blanket on you as long as a cat purring on your leg

    Then you see him..

    Shia LaBeouf

  7. This still cracks me up so hard. And playing this video for the uninitiated is the best. This was a big hit at a Halloween party full of small time actors and dancers.

  8. I can only dream to be hunted for sport by Shia. I feel like the end was literally the recorded moment of when he finally "cracked" tho. Hopefully he and Nicolas Cage can start teaming up and just make whisper/scream movies together someday.

  9. You’re walking in the woods.
    There’s no one around and your phone is dead.
    Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
    (Shia LaBeouf)
    He’s following you, about thirty feet back.
    He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
    He’s gaining on you.
    (Shia LaBeouf)
    You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around.
    He’s almost upon you now, and you can see
    There’s blood on his face
    My God, there’s blood everywhere!
    Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
    He’s brandishing a knife (it’s Shia LaBeouf)
    Lurking in the shadows
    Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
    Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
    Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
    Eating all the bodies
    Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

    If this gets over 100 likes I’ll put myself through the pain of making all the lyrics here.

  10. This is the worst piece of trash that I have ever had the displeasure of watching. Everybody involved with this project should be euthanized.

  11. Got divided five times (Shia LeBeouf)
    The frogs stole his flags (Shia LeBeouf)
    He got Liverpool clooosed…
    Always triggered activist Shia LeBeouf!

  12. Can we get a horror game based off the music video? God that would be so amazing, please internet make it happen

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