Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking

Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking


-Hey, everybody. It’s time once again for
“Day Drinking.” And we’re really excited
about this one, because I’m here with Rihanna. -[ Laughs ] Hi.
-Yeah. Here we go. Cheers. -Wait, wait. You have to look at me,
in the eyes. This is what I call a prom date.
Are we going the whole… Okay. Okay. All right. -It’s time for “Day Drinking
With Seth and Rihanna.” ♪♪ -♪ Hey! ♪ -You don’t have to. -Okay.
-That’s more than enough. All right, join me at the bar.
Such a huge fan of yours. I am now going to make
a series of drinks based on some of my favorite
of your songs. -Okay. -Because that’s the level of
service we provide here. -[ Laughs ] -This is a drink called
“Under My Rum-brella.” -What’s in it?
-All right, so it’s rum, okay? That’s how we start it. And then we’re going to put in
some chocolate rum balls. -What’s a rum ball? -It’s not important. And a scoop of
rum-raisin ice cream. -I’m nervous.
-Okay. And then, of course,
a bunch of umbrellas. And then…
-[ Laughs ] -Cheers. Okay. Based on your face,
I’m going to say that’s an 8 out of 10? All right, this next one is
“Diamonds in the Rye.” It’s going to have some
rye whiskey, okay? ‘Cause our diamonds is
Blue Diamond almond milk. -[ Laughs ]
-Cheers. -That’s it?
-That’s it. -I don’t even like milk,
so this is scary. -Well, it’s a milk alternative.
It’s a nut milk. What?
-Don’t even say that ever again. -Rihanna, you found love in
a hopeless place, which is going to
inspire this next drink. I’ll be right back.
-Now I’m scared for real. -This is “We Found Veuve
in a Hostess Place.” -Wait. We found what?
-Veuve. Veuve Clicquot. “In a Hostess Place.” Do you know how
to open champagne? -Why are you doing that?
-Because. -I feel like you have
no confidence in me. -Just point it that way.
-I am going to. This — Oh. Okay.
That was so anti-climatic. All right, so,
here is the Veuve, and here is the Hostess. -You’ve got to be
freaking kidding me, right? -Come on. Just enjoy yourself. -You really want me
to drink this? -Just have a sip of it
and tell me what you think. -I’m trying to stall so that
this could, like, suck up the entire drink,
and I don’t have to do it. Oh, my — Aah!
What is wrong with you? -It’s not that bad.
-Mm! -Now have a bite. Oop.
Oh, my Twinkie fell apart. -Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
Can I just… -This is a drink I created
in your honor called “Bitch Better Have My Bunny.” -[ Laughs ] -Wait. What?
-And here’s how it works. -Wait. -So, now here it is.
-Wait. Hold on. That poor thing.
[ Laughs ] -There we go. And we just pour a little
tequila in there. -Wait. A little?
-All right, here we go. -Yeah. Just drink. Shut up. -Now, see? That’s a good drink. Okay, it’s time for
our first drinking game. Are you ready?
-Our first drinking game? -Well, yeah, I feel like
we’ve just been drinking. This is a game.
-Oh. Oh, okay. -There’s right or wrong answers.
-You’re right. You’re right. -Okay. So, I,
as a fashion icon — I am curious if you remember
where you wore certain outfits. So, here’s the thing. If you can tell me where
you wore it, I will drink, and if you can’t remember where
you wore it, you will drink. All right. First one up.
Where did you wear that? -Are you serious?
If I get it right… -I drink.
-Okay, the Met ball. -Wow! I’m going to do two.
-[ Laughs ] -Two?! Oh, my God! Seth!
I knew you were crazy. -Okay, ready?
They’re getting harder now. -Are you ready?
Okay, let’s go. I wore that in New York City. -You did wear it in
New York City. Do you know where
you were going? -I was walking down the street.
-Yeah, okay. We can tell from the photo
it was down the street. -Oh, my God. It’s okay. -All right, I feel like you
got New York. -I’ll take the shot.
[Bleep] it. -Oh, my goodness.
-Yeah. -You just did salt cooler
than I’ll ever do salt in my… All right. Ready? This one —
I’ll be very impressed if you can get this one right. Ready?
-I’m nervous now. Dentist.
-[Bleep] kidding me? -Dentist in New York City.
[ Laughs ] -How do you remember what
you wear to the dentist? The dentist?
-Yeah. -How do you remember what
you wore to the dentist? -The street. -Oh [bleep]
You ass [bleep] You told me she wouldn’t get it,
and you forgot — you put it on her [bleep]
dentist’s street. You dummies.
Now I got to take another shot. You —
-Drink up. -I’m going to drink it. [Bleep]
-You are drunk. We have — Wow.
-We’re just getting started. -We’re in for a wild day. -Oh, this is going to
hurt my face. All right, so, I think we
all know bartenders are really good
at giving advice. I’m going to get you a drink,
and I want to give you the opportunity
to ask me anything that you want to ask me, and
I will give you advice on it. -Oh, nice.
-Yeah. -Like, anything?
-Yeah. -Okay, if I quit music,
then what should I do? -Oh, well, I feel like
you have a lot of lines of business
right now, right? -Yeah, but I mean
other than that. -Okay. You should be a pilot. -I actually wanted
to be a pilot. -You did want to be a pilot?
-Mm-hmm. -At what age? -When I realized
my grades sucked. -I don’t want a pilot
whose grades sucked. I want my pilot to —
-I do. -You do?
-Yeah. -You want your pilot to be like,
“Hey, we’re about to take off. I got a ‘D’ in science.” -As long as he got “A” in his
pilot degree, I’m fine. -Wait. Can we switch places? I want to ask you
for some advice. -Actually, I’m better at giving
advice than asking it, so let’s do it. -Okay, good. I want to, like,
blow my wife away with, like,
a romantic night out. What do I do?
-You said it. -What?
-Blow your wife. -[ Laughs ] Rihanna, this is a
network television show. -Is it? -Okay, I have a genuine
advice question. Your nickname is Ri-Ri. What would be
a good nickname for me? -Damn!
I don’t even know you like that. Like, I have to have a good
knowledge of you, so… -We’ve spent —
We’ve drank tequila out of chocolate bunnies
together. -You know what? You’re right. -Okay, so, I’m going to
count to three, and just say the first
thing that comes to your head. 1, 2, 3! -Seth. -You can’t tell me
my Nickname is Seth. -Yes! -Whoo!
-Cheers! -Cheers, everybody. My wife often says to me
I’m so lucky I married her, because I have no game,
but I would like to prove right now how good my game is. Rihanna, feel free to
ring this bell as soon as my
pickup line is bad. This is me showing off
how good my game is. Hey, you look like a lady
who was also underwhelmed by the “Game of Thrones” finale. -I don’t watch
“Game of Thrones.” [ Ding ] -What’s a nice boy like me doing in the big city
without his parents? [ Ding ]
-Wait. Are you serious? I don’t even have the energy to
lift my arm to that bell. Hey, you looking to answer…
Are you… [ Both laugh ] Wait. Shh. Excuse me. Are you the girl from
“Battleship?” -Jesus.
All right, are you desperate? I leave. I’m out. I’m done. -All right,
so, we’re out of the bar. And for those of you
who don’t know, Rihanna is not just
a musician and actress. She’s also a businesswoman,
a philanthropist, and she has her own line,
“Fenty Beauty.” And I would love if, right now,
you could give me a summer eye. All right, here we go. How’s it going so far?
-[ Laughs ] Whoa! Seth…
-Is it coming alive? -You have wrinkles.
-What do you mean “wrinkles”? -Don’t do that.
-Cut that out. -You’re [bleep] it up. -Make this eye
10 years younger, Rihanna. -Mm! When you talk,
it doesn’t help, by the way. -Oh, my God.
Do you know what you’re doing? -No.
[ Laughs ] -Oh, my God.
-Stop. -I mean, my eye is burning,
but this is amazing. All right, I’m going to do my…
All right. Ready? -No, don’t, like, mess it up!
-No, I’m doing my eye now. I’m gonna do a little more blue.
-I know. -I need a little glue out here.
-You’re giving me — -That’s really good. That’s really good. -I meant to say “Unicorn,”
but what’s that movie? -What movie?
-With the blue people. -“Avatar”?
-Yeah, that one. -Wait. Your best guess on what the title of “Avatar” was
was “Unicorn”? And I would like
to close tonight by giving the gift of music. And, obviously,
I’m a great fan of yours. So, I’m going to put on these
noise-canceling headphones. And I’m going to sing
some of your songs to you. -Okay, be passionate about this. -What?
-Be passionate! -I’m passionate about this!
-Be passionate about this! -Okay. ♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-work ♪ ♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ Doobie-da-ba, dirt, dirt,
dirt, dirt, dirt ♪ ♪ Somethin’ about work, work,
work, work, work ♪ ♪ Nobody text me in a crisis ♪ [ Mumbling ] -[ Laughs ] -Don’t! Don’t! -♪ Something that
you never seen ♪ -I think we’re good. I think we’re good.
I think we’re good. [ Both singing indistinctly ] -♪ Work, work, work,
work, work ♪ ♪ Baby, work, work,
work, work, work ♪ -♪ Let me have it,
la-la-la-la-la ♪ Can we have another shot?
-[ Laughs ] -Shot for the run! Shot for the run! -♪ Nobody text me in a crisis ♪ [ Singing indistinctly ] -♪ Love I brought for you
for my foundation ♪ -♪ All that I wanted…♪
-[ Singing indistinctly ] -♪ Somethin’ that I never had ♪ ♪ Somethin’ that
you’ve never seen ♪ ♪ Somethin’ that
you’ve never been ♪ -♪ Whoa, be ♪ ♪ And I wake up…♪
-Hey! ♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪ -♪ All I do is…♪ This has been “Day Drinking With
Seth and Rihanna”! -Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]

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