Purl | Pixar SparkShorts

Purl | Pixar SparkShorts


[BUZZING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. I saw you. Sweet. What’s up? Gym tonight? [LAUGHTER] No!
No! No! MAN: Welcome to BRO Capital. Uh, yeah, so you’ll be
up on the fourth floor with investments, and, uh– what? The Tigers are up by 20? Yes! Anyway, it’s entry
level, but your resume was by far the strongest. I’m sure you’ll fit right– in. Thanks. I still think it’s unbelievable
that I’m really here. Unbeweavable. [CLEARING THROAT] I–
I mean, unbelievable! [GRUNTING] I’m so excited. I have a really good
feeling about this! [TAPPING] [LAUGHTER] Heh. [PHONES CHIMING] [WHISTLING] [PHONE RINGING] [SIGH] When it’s 9:00, but it
feels like it’s 10:30. Good morning. Hi there. Did you see they
hired a ball of y— oh.”. [SIGH] Morning, gentlemen. MAN: Hey, what’s the difference
between a porcupine and a BMW? With the porcupine, the
pricks are on the outside! [LAUGHTER] PURL: [LAUGHTER] Yeah! [LAUGHTER] Good one. So, why do spiders weave webs? Because they don’t
know how to crochet. [LAUGHTER] Is that, like, a
sport, or something? Like– with the needles, and– you know? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] Aw. MAN: Hey, guys. Staff meeting. As you can see, we’ve got a
big, fat failure on our hands. So, finance wants answers. Ideas? Uh, excuse me. OK. What’s our strategy here? What’s the priority? Why are they even ours? Simple and straightforward. Oh, guys! Let’s bring finance in and
knit our strategies together. What? Naw, you’re being too soft. We gotta be aggressive.
– Yeah! We gotta be aggressive!
– Double down! Aggressive! Who cares about finance? [MEN SHOUTING] All right, all right, OK. Let’s put a pin in it. Who’s down for two for
one wings at Swifty’s? Oh, yeah. Hey, we got everybody? Yeah, that’s everybody. All right. First round’s on Gronkowski. [LAUGHTER] [SIGH] [DING] Of course, now
who knows what– What the– Gronkowski. Purl. [TYPING] Did she always sit there? I don’t even recognize her. So then he says, I know
this suit is expensive, baby. But at my apartment,
it’s 100% off! [LAUGHTER] She tells better
jokes than you do. MAN: Hey, guys? Staff meeting. [LAUGHTER] MAN: Well, these results
speak for themselves. But finance is
still asking for– I say we go for it! And if finance doesn’t like
it, they can kiss our ass! All right! Yeah! All right! [CHEERING] It’s 5:00 somewhere. Let’s go. Happy hour at Swifty’s. Let’s get outta here. Shotgun!
Shotgun! All right. Is that everybody? Hold up. Not everybody. Let’s go. – Shotgun!
– Come on. You’re gonna love
this place, Purl. Purl, you’re going
to eat so many wings. Purl! Purl, you wanna– – Purl, come over here.
– Hey, Purl? Purl? [CHEERING] [VOMITING] [CHEERING] [DING] Oh, thank goodness
you’re still here. I had such a time trying
to find this place. Oh, I missed my stop,
and then I didn’t know what floor we were on. Excuse me, sir. I guess Kyle from
HR went home early, so I went door to
door, up each flight. [SCOFFING] Leave the
knitting at your nana’s house. [LAUGHTER] What I mean to
say is that I can’t wait to be part of the team. Guys? [SIGH] Hey, where are you going? Hi. I’m Purl. I’m Lacy. What are they doing? LACY: It was such a fright. Hey, guys, this is Lacy. Mm– eh. PURL: Welcome to BRO Capital. You’ll be up on the fourth
floor with investments. Thanks. It’s still kind of
unbelievable that I’m here. I would say it’s
“un-be-weave-able.” [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Wow. I have a really good
feeling about this. Well, come on. Let me show you around. Tell us all about yourself. We do love a good yarn. Hey, Purl, you guys coming
to Schwifty’s tonight? Is a wool sweater scratchy? [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING]

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  1. Pixar why u gotta swear and be…..weird I thought this was for kids mabey I wonโ€™t see toy story 3 probably has dirty jokes too

  2. BAHAHAH my music teacher played this and when it cursed everyone was like "OoOOoOOOoOOh oHHHhH nOOOO" while the people that already cuss were like "Yee YEe!"

  3. At 5:05 DUDE pixar how you feel about that theres a bunch of kids watching this and you let that slide you know this is suppose to be for kids you know.

  4. Dirty jokes. Curses. DO NOT WATCH with children. I played for my 2nd grade students during their snack time assuming it was fine as a Pixar short.

  5. Pixar: swears
    My future child: Mommy!! They swore!!!

    Me, as a mother: turns over to my husband Hon, Change the channel

  6. I thought this was wonderful, brilliantly written and everything was just right to the highest standards of Pixar. These little shorts are outshining the full movies {and not just Pixar's} , the last great one 'Bao' were really beautiful and won many awards and this one deserves the same.

  7. Wow just wow
    And I thought my jokes were dirty and bad
    2:49 pause it and ask yourself
    Are those even words?!??
    7:32 is everyone this lazy

  8. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

  9. Does anyone else remember the name Purl from that Tumblr thread with the supervillain that knits stuff? The Knitter or something? And Purl was his sidekick/ partner?

  10. Me: this will be cute and family friendly
    Pixar: swears, makes dirty jokes
    Me: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฆ(childhood crumbles)

  11. There are like 20 alcohol references and swearing and dirty jokes. How is dis Pixar? Meโ€™s childhood is ruined

  12. As someone who is rather political, enjoy the short showing exceptence is good, there is no point in ruining the message it gives with political banter.

  13. The new zootopia sequel looks good
    So this is whatโ€™s going on at Area 51
    Pixar: cuss
    Everyone: tHaTs IlLeGaL

  14. the balls of yarn represent women
    this shows that women can work with men at offices, but at first the men where a lil…
    โ€˜judgementalโ€™

  15. People please watch the behind the sences for this!! It's based on the directors own story of when she was in a workplace mostly dominated by men and how she learned to have the workplace more inclusive

  16. It's sad that you first have to change yourself to get people to acknowledge you and THEN they allowe you to change their view. I know this clip has great intentions, but we should recognize the behaviour in the beginning as being toxic and a bad workplace environment. You should for example be aware if you are excluding someone or not letting them join a discussion. They shouldn't have to "earn" that by being boisterous and aggressive.

  17. Me This short :Suits; my style
    Every body Els:THAT WAS A BAAAD PUN
    Me:but its punny its yarntastic
    (Hears knock at door)
    FBI: FBI OPEN UP
    I am still being chased by the FBI now

  18. It just shows how quickly people can judge others who are different
    Different ideas, hobbies, personality and looks

    And how easily people can change to be like others and when they do change otherโ€™s opinions change

  19. You know. For me, more than an allusion to the female "opression" in any social / professional enviroment, I's rather watch it as a way of how a person that has got characteristics that differs them from the others has to deal with his social life. The wool ball couldn't only be replaced by "women" but by people of different races, heigths, people who have lost part of his external sense organs (hand fingers, eyes, nose, mouth…), people with different beliefs, etc.

    In short words, for me, this short is a way of trying to accept that there can be a lot of people different from you, and that's okay, because they're as human as you

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