My Immortal (1/3) | Sundance Rejects

My Immortal (1/3) | Sundance Rejects


In 2006 the world’s greatest piece of fanfiction was written. Consider this the feature length adaptation (part 1 of 2, part 2 coming soon) featuring SorrowTV. So turn off the lights, get comfy. It’s story time. My Immortal. What…? (Historian losing it) DEAR. GOD. TO BE CONTINUED… QUESTION MAR- like, bloody question mark. *chuckling* Next time on My Immortal: Ebony and Draco go to the My Chemical Romance concert. But they’re in for a big surprise!

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About the Author: Oren Garnes

100 Comments

  1. This has to have been a troll fic. There's no way someone could write "prepz and goffs" and "stop flaming my story u HATErs!!!" with a straight face. Not to mention that they just suddenly break out into detail whenever clothes are involved and absolutely everyone except for the Mary Sue is out of character.

    But if it all was intentional, then I still love it for mocking 90% of fanfiction.

  2. I read this garbage when it was first coming out and of course I didn’t like it… That was until you cunts came along and made it a piece of art! Much love from an x merchant guild member.

  3. oh god oh please end it jesus help us jesus we need guideance please end the suffering I can't do this anymore oh god the suicidal tendencies are coming back oh jesus I'm having flashbacks help me

  4. Where is my T-posing goku hair fishnet wearing big tiddy vampire witch goth GF? It’s all I want now. After watching this I can’t get off to anything else

  5. Depression in real life: a serious issue that affects many people and should be treated with respect.

    Depression in bad fiction: omg so deep!!!

  6. im just imagining some dude just eating subway foot long while he has a porno on his 18 inc tv fully naked and im laughing my ass off

  7. This shit make fanfiction makes my fanfiction look like art (✿☉。☉) and it's about to serial killers fucking

  8. How do I describe the dilemma this video brings me. I can’t decide weather to like it because of the cringe/epic memes/ awesome editing , or dislike it because of the same cringe/epic memes. I also can’t decide weather to kill myself or not. Although that decision will probably be a much easier choice. My eyes must be removed now.

  9. I'm dying! With how messed up everything is in this story you would THINK maybe Hufflepuffs would have a more prominent role compared to the books… NOPE! In this story…they've become so much of a joke…that instead of being a part of it they're just food for the main characters XD XD XD

  10. My thoughts on this story:
    Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! How does anybody get such stupid ideas?! Voldemort and guns? He hates muggles! Seriously! The author should have thought better than publish this horrible story! How is writing such a stupid story even possible?! And the grammar!!! Disgusting! I am learning English since three years and I am much better than the author of this stupid story!!! No way! This story is the most stupidest story ( if you can call it story ) I’ve ever read!!! This story is a disgrace for the Harry Potter books and films!!!

  11. I remember my friend who lived far away from me would read this shitshow to me on his Nintendo DS on face time, because he didn't want his parents to see it in his search history. Also I'm a prep according to the author, because I took a test she made. That story gave me PTSD it was so bad.

  12. 12:00 A black leather bra?? Girl unless you went out with the sole intention of boning, imagining the boob sweat is making me cringe.

    Also, thanks Internet Historian for adding the music over every segment where Tara describes the characters' clothes. Now I can't write any segment noting a character's appearance without hearing it.

  13. I love the diversity… Like u just have no idea whats gonna happen next or what each new character is gonna be like! This is legit art!

  14. “You might think I’m a slut, but I’m really not.”

    Clearly. You can’t even say penis/dick or vagina/pusssssyyy

  15. Please make another one of these. I laughed very hard and I finished my his series in a day. I’m craving more content sir.

  16. This is, so, brainmeltingly bad, that I cant believe that somebody actually made this. Its so, BAD. Listening to this shit slowly play out, makes me fucking melt. Its so bad. Its just so bad- theres no other way to put it.

    How did somebody make this? The fucking WRITERS NOTES are SO BAD. I just-

    Fucking-

    Angry desk-head banging

  17. The guy with the high pitched voice is annoying. It would've been better if you had just voiced all of the characters yourself rather than having a bunch of funny fucks trying too hard to put on a le funny randem xd voice.

  18. Honestly, I knew a girl who was exactly like this in elementary. She was mentally disabled but would always say "DRACO LOVES ME!" whenever you tried to make her do something and get angry. I would not be surprised if she wrote this.

  19. 12:12
    Something about seeing a tiny truck going into a pink microwave made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video.

  20. I honestly would love for someone to write a fic where it’s My Immortal but from a bystander’s perspective. Like Neville or something (do they change him?). It would be so beautiful and they’d be so confused why everyone’s personality changed and why there are random depressed vampires suddenly going here that don’t even act like real vampires. And they’d break the fourth wall all the time wondering how the plot changed, or the author would tell them it’s considered the worst and best fanfiction at the same time. It would be hilarious.

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