Liv Tyler Makes Stephen’s ‘LOTR’ Dream Come True

Liv Tyler Makes Stephen’s ‘LOTR’ Dream Come True


WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS YOU
KNOW BEST FROM “ARMAGEDDON,” AND “THE LEFTOVERS,” AND WHO I KNOW
BEST AS ARWEN UNDOÓMIEL, THE EVENING STAR OF HER PEOPLE IN
“THE LORD OF THE RINGS.” PLEASE WELCOME, LIV TYLER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HELLO! SO NICE TO MEET YOU.>>THAT WAS THE GREATEST
INTRODUCTION EVER. THANK YOU.>>Stephen: AS PEOPLE DO KNOW
YOU FROM MANY THINGS, BUT DO I KNOW YOU AS THE ARWEN UNDOÓMIEL. I’VE GOT TO SAY YOU HAVE NOT
AGED A DAY SINCE 20 YEARS AGO.>>I’M 4 IS NOW.>>Stephen: I DON’T BELIEVE —
I’M 41 NOW.>>Stephen: I DON’T BELIEVE
YOU FOR A MOMENT. I’M NOT ALWAYS STAR STRUCK BUT
I’M A LITTLE STAR STRUCK RIGHT NOW.>>OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Stephen: DO YOU HAVE VERY
HAPPY MEMORIES OF MAKING THAT MOVIE?>>I DO. IT HAD NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
MAKING THREE MOVIES AT ONCE.>>Stephen: DID YOU KNOW WHO
ARWEN WAS?>>I DIDN’T. I HAD HEARD OF THE BOOKS A
LITTLE BIT.>>Stephen: YOU’D HEARD OF
THEM? ( LAUGHTER )
>>I KNOW. YOU’RE AMAZING. MY MOTHER ACTUALLY GAVE ME HER
ORIGINAL COPIES FROM THE ’60s, WHICH WAS PRETTY AMAZING.>>Stephen: I’VE SPOKEN TO
KATKATCATE BLANCHETT ABOUT THIS. SHE KEPT H HER EARS AS AN ELF
HERSELF. DID YOU KEEP YOURS?>>THE EARS MELTED BECAUSE THEY
WERE A PROSTHETIC GLYCERIN-Y KIND OF THING.>>Stephen: THEY MELTED? YOUR EARS ARE PROSTHETIC AND
KIND OF MADE OUT OF GELATIN.>>Stephen: THEY’RE NOT
MICROWAVE SAFE?>>I LEFT ONE ON THE DASHBOARD
OF THE CAR AND IT MELTED INTO THE CAR. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: ON THE DASHBOARD TO HAVE THE CAR, YOUR EARS MELT
OFF.>>Stephen: YOU BROUGHT
SOMETHING FOR ME?>>I DID.>>Stephen: I HAVE BEEN TOLD
TO HOOK BEHIND YOUR COUCH FOR — OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.>>I BROUGHT MY SWORD.>>Stephen: OH, MY GOD. THIS IS ARWEN’S SWORD.>>THAT WAS A GIFT.>>Stephen: MAY I? YES, YOU MAY. IT’S BEEN IN MY AT TICK FOR 15
YEARS.>>Stephen: YOU DON’T PLAY
WITH IT ALL THE TIME? ( LAUGHTER )
>>WOW! ( CHEERING )
>>Stephen: OH, MY GOD! OH, CHECK IT OUT! THIS IS WHEN YOU HOLD IT OVER
YOUR HEAD AND TELL — WOULD YOU INDULGE IN A FANTASY OF MINE?>>MAYBE.>>Stephen: IT’S SAFE FOR TV. DO YOU REMEMBER?>>I DO.>>Stephen: I’LL BE FRODO. ( LAUGHTER )
SCOOT OVER A LITTLE BIT. SIT UP ON THAT.>>I MIGHT CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF. DO YOU WANT TO GO HERE? ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: OKAY. SO —
>>READY?>>Stephen: YEAH. SO THE LORD OF THE RINGS JUST
SAID “SURRENDER THE HAVLING”!>>IF YOU WANT HIM, COME AND
CLAIM HIM. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I KNOW THE ELVIS, TOO.>>Stephen: DO THE ELVIS. ( SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: OH, THAT IS NICE. IT HAS A GOOD WEIGHT TO IT.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY
BEAUTIFUL. REAL SWORDSMITHS MADE THESE.>>YES.>>Stephen: I HAVE ONE OF THE
STINGS.>>IT HAS THE WRITING. YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.>>Stephen: I DO NOT. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE IN A NEW SHOW ON HULU CALLED “HARLOTS.”>>YES.>>Stephen: I HESITATE TO
ASK –>>I’M NOT A HARLOT.>>Stephe.NOT IN THE SHOW. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: NOW YOU PLAY LADY ISABELLA FITZ WILLIAM.>>YES.>>Stephen: THAT’S A HELL OF A
HAIRDO. IS THAT YOUR OWN UPDO?>>IT’S PART OF MY HAIR, BUT
IT’S GOT A WHOLE CAGE AND THEY PUT YOUR HAIR AROUND IT.>>Stephen: THAT SEEMS LIKE
YOU COULD ACTUALLY HIT YOUR HEAD ON A DOOR FRAME AS YOU’RE GOING
THROUGH.>>DEFINITELY. I HAD TO WALK SIDEWAYS LIKE A
CRAB BECAUSE MY SKIRTS WERE REALLY BIG. I WOULD THINK I WOULD FIT
THROUGH THE DOOR, BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE AN ACCIDENT AND HAVE
TO TURN.>>Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT’S
HAPPENING?>>ONE OF THE MAIN HARLOTS WANTS
MONEY FROM ME. I’M VERY BAD AT SETTING UP
CLIPS.>>Stephen: NO, I JUST FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WORD “HARLOT.”>>LYDIA QUIGLEY HAS SENT ONE OF
HER BEST GIRLS TO COME BECAUSE SHE’S BRIBING ME FOR MONEY. I’M AN ARISTOCRATIC WOMAN, AND
SHE’S COME INTO MY HOUSE ASKING ME FOR A LOT OF MONEY.>>Stephen: JIM. MY CURRENT BENEFACTOR
MS. QUIGLEY SENDS ME IN HER HOUR OF NEED.>>HOW DARE YOU COME. ER SITUATION IS QUITE
DESPERATE.>>I’VE READ ABOUT IT IN THE
EVENING RACK, A STENCH OF CRIME AND KIDNAP. HOW MUCH DOES SHE WANT?>>500 POUNDS. TOMORROW. MY BROTHER HOLDS MY PURSE. I CANNOT GET IT. SHE’S PRESSED ME TO THREATEN
YOU.>>WHY? DOES SHE HOLD YOUR SECRET,
TOO?>>Stephen: CLASSIC HARLOT
BEHAVIOR. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE. YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE. “HARLOTS” SEASON TWO IS ON HULU! LIV TYLER, EVERYBODY!

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