– [Narrator] Look at you. You’re a mediocre sack of garbage that’s stuck in a dead-end job with nothing in life to make you happy. Even the bird thinks you’re a loser. (bird squeaking) It’s time for a change. Go outside. See those kids? They’re having the time of
their lives riding their bikes. They know what’s up. You’ll never be as fun as those kids. Unless you bought a mountain bike. Go to the store and listen to a guy who has no idea what he’s talking about try to sell you a bike. Pick a bike and buy it. Gear up and head out to your local trails. It’s time to ride your brand new bike. (bike thwacks) (groaning) Realize that not all bikes
and bike stores are the same. Try again. This time do research. Visit a bike shop and
talk to the employees. They know bikes. Buy a second bike, go for another ride. This time, your bike doesn’t fold in half. Build fitness on the climbs and confidence on the descents. Ride what you can and don’t
stress what you can’t. It’ll get easier. You feel better already, don’t you? Until you start noticing that no one else rides in
a t-shirt and khaki shorts. Time to get kitted. So kitted. (bass-heavy hip hop music) Start using sick words
like shred and gnar. Keep riding, get passed on
the climbs and the descents. The desire to be better
grows inside of you. Become obsessed with your bike. Fixate over specs, head angles, and weird things like tire durometers. Then realize you’ll need a second job to support your addiction. (clears throat) I mean, passion? (lawnmower whirs) Buy a bike for the third time. This one has more features, more shocks, and the seat post goes up and down. – Sweet. – [Narrator] It’s no longer just riding. It’s shredding. Hit jumps, smash roots, send drops and learn a trick. Nice. It’s more than just a hobby now. It’s a lifestyle. One day you tell your co-workers about all the rides you’ve been going on and how hard you’re shredding. They aren’t listening. Well, one is. Her name is Jess and she rides too. She asks, “Want to go
for a ride sometime?” And you say, “Shit yeah!” It turns out Jess is good. Like, really good. She schools you on the climb
up and the whole way down. You can’t even walk
down what she’s riding. You make it to the bottom,
but you’re exhausted. She’s been waiting for 30 minutes but says that was a lot of fun. She says you guys should
do it again sometime. You agree, even though she crushed you. But that doesn’t bother
you, until later that day. (wailing) (bass-heavy hip hop music) Start riding every day after work. Find local groups and
go on rides with riders that will help you step your game up. Become a better rider
just by trying to keep up. (bass-heavy hip hip music) Start noticing other bikes, like that downhill bike, and that cross country bike. Road biking could be fun. Settle on a dirt jumper
and go find some jumps to practice your tricks. That looks a lot harder than you thought. He’s really high up, that
looks awfully dangerous. Nope. Ride more, climb higher, jump farther, and go faster than you
ever thought you could. Take care of and upgrade your bike. Buy tools, buy parts, buy more
tools to install the parts. Spend hours deciding on your next bike. Discover your dream bike, and carbon. Your addiction gets worse. You spend less time at work doing work and more time looking at bikes. Ride more trails, mow more lawns. More trails, more lawns. Trails, lawns. Buy your dream bike. Take some friends and
go farther and higher than you ever have before. Let your bike take you places most people don’t even know exist. Go on another date. This time, you can actually keep up. No apologies, no excuses. This is much better. This time, she only beats
you by five minutes. You’re both stoked, you high five, she can’t believe how
much better you’ve gotten. Good on you, mate. One day, you see a press
release for a brand new bike. It’s like yours, but 15% lighter, 35% stiffer, and it’s red. It also costs a lot more lawns than the bike you just bought. Go out for a ride to get over it. Realize how much better you’ve gotten and how much joy riding
has brought to your life. It’s not about the bikes you ride, it’s about the rides
your bike takes you on. (air hisses) Well, maybe not this ride. (“I Got The Juice” by Dream Junkies) ♪ Mother lover you gon’ love this ♪ ♪ Graduated from a rebel
to a revolutionary ♪ ♪ In my area they love this ♪ ♪ I’mma wreck it ♪ ♪ Like I’m revving the engine ♪ ♪ Heaven’s ascension ♪ ♪ Every dimension give me attention ♪ ♪ Look at my soul ♪ ♪ Look at my heart ♪ ♪ Look at my hope ♪ ♪ Got the world on my back ♪ ♪ But I carry it though ♪ ♪ Tell them God got my hand ♪ ♪ I ain’t letting it go ♪ ♪ I I I came from the side of the ocean ♪ ♪ Swam with the best of ’em ♪ ♪ I can’t deny I was chosen ♪ ♪ Yeah it’s the miggity mack ♪ ♪ Milking the mic ♪ ♪ I don’t think I’m giving it back ♪
Go to the tip of the mountain and
Say
God,
Give me a bike, please
There you go, you have a mountain bike
The most epic thing I have come across on YouTube since last year 😂
What is the name of music at 3:23?
i cant buy a downhill bike bacause it costs 5000 dollar
WTF?! When did. This Vid get 7 Mio. Views?
Plz add Visio on how to be a (pornstar)
I swear this is my 50th time watching this😂😂
Am I the only one who saw the tip of her head hiding behind the guy 2:11
I watched this then immediately bought a decent hardtail, and am now following this guy's journey from average Joe to shredding hulk of confidence barreling over mountainous terrain!
The stage I'm at is buy your second bike.
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What is the name of the song start in the minute 2:45? Pleasee
GUYS. This video made me actually realize I have a problem. This is bad.
Easy: search eBay and that's it
Need to know the music at 1:11
Music 4:14 ??
🤣 my firts bike usd 600
My second bike 1000
My third 2300
My fourth ……….
I laughed at this a year ago…now it hits deep…
Song name pls
I thought this was real
At first its just funny, and then you realize how close to home its hitting and you can't stop watching. Awesome video.
True story 😂😂😂
This was great!
First time almost a year ago when this came out I watched it and got into mtb broke my collar bone and now I’m hitting blacks on my giant glory really came a long way
What’s your out-ro?
Who else thought it was a really cool out-ro!
This is one of the best YouTube short films ever
2:37 thumbnail
wtf, this is good!
Best mtb video ever !
did anyone else notice how when he was buying his bike it was a red trek, but when he was doing the weird geometry head angles and looking at specs on it, it was a grey trek?
The girl at 1:22 she’s beautiful 🥺❤️🥰
This is like an ad
Okay, decision's made.. I'm going to buy a mountain bike to get a GIRL.
…to support your mountain biking addiction cough I mean passion!
30th time watching no lie
this got recommended to me after I bought an MTB and I can't believe I'm laughing to this cringy relatable shit
Una parte de mi vida hecha video xd
3:35😆🤣😂
Love it
Who else is watching this every morning
I alone have given this video a 100,000 views
Music in the beginning is
Roller Skates
by Virgil Arles
What bike was his dream bike?
Insane!!!! The story of my Life… 😛
Song nane at the end?
Who want's to play football now?
Watching this video has practically become a part of my daily routine
Can you guys do how to be a swimmer I think it would be hilarious
So true..
Awesome
تشجيع اكثر اهمر فيديوا في العالم
تشجيع اكثر اهمر فيديوا في العالم
Instructions not understood, became homeless
0:20 only fortnite fans can like.😂👌
3:58 I started to cry this video is so beautiful
Ending song name?
i want this video to be a commercial on world tv's so that everyone will start mountain biking
Amazing video!!
Subscribe to bootstrap gamer
Nice video
It's so expensive to me 😢😢😢😢
Is it just me or when I see a time stamp you just keep checking the time your at till your at the time stamp 🙂
This video I see it every month because I identified with the boy, all I need is the girl and my double suspension
My 8th time watching it
Music at 3:05?
well this sums me up pretty well buy a shit bike from kmart it falls to bits buy a better $800 starter mountain bike and now cant stop looking at ebikes or fat bikes
Song?
Loved this gave me good goosebumps
"And it is RED"
I have that Cube bike
name of song at 1:12?
I have a bike with 26 x3 tyres should i change the tyres to 27.5 x 2 ?
Wholesome!
if this doesn’t make you wanna start mountain biking right now, then i don’t know what does
really funny and also inspiring. now i also want to buy MTB.
What about jess is she your girlfriend
To true!!! Hahaha. Nicely done.
👍👌😎💪😂🚴
Always been riding a mountainbike, being bikeles is worse than being homeles I've been both!!
What's the exit song?
To video on how to be Russian I'm Russian so let me know
It says the bike is red but it’s orange or am I just Color blind
I'm on the first stage of this!
Damn!
I do need another job to support my (cough*) addictio',,,, i mean passion.
i dont even have "A" job. nor a bike!
fortunate enough to have a cousin that has one that i can borrow!
I have lost count of how many times I have watched this video this is an MASTERPIECE
So me 😂
this channel fits for me. Im a new learner of a bike . and I like to watched your videos as one of my motivations and Idea on biking .:)
you are telling my story! thumb up!
Whats the song on the end
Give me money
I have watched it so many times that I can remember the whole thing in my head 🤟🏼🤟🏼remember STEADY READY SHREADY 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼
Was he flirting with kids, htfu
With money
Im going to need a warning next time before you CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!
Anyone know the song names at 1:14 and 3:28 ?
I thought it was going to end:
“Now wake up from that dream, because your still trash at mountain biking and can’t shred sh*t”.
4:50 Amazing
Lois bruni and raily raid ? What?
Music?
I love this Video so much !!!!!!