Can I help you? I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure. Adventure? Yes, a 48 frames per second 3D adventure. Filled with stone giants, bickering trolls, and goblin kings with scrotum beards. (cough) I’m sorry, did you say scrotum beards? SCROTUM BEARDS!!! How The Hobbit Should Have Ended 11, 12, that makes 13. Where is Bilbo? He left us! We will not be seeing our Hobbit again! He is long gone! No he isn’t! Here I am! Oh! Well… this is… awkward. How on earth did you get passed the gobblins? Oh well, you know. No big deal really. I just… slipped right past. Yes well, What was that? What? What was What? What was THAT! What? Nothing! I didn’t do anything. You put something in your pocket just now. Whaaaaat? Nooooo. I didn’t. Bilbo, I have a very bad feeling about this. Now tell me what is in your pocket! It’s funny that same question got me out of a jam earlier. Oh! I don’t believe this. Come with me! Ah! Alright! Where are you going? To find a butterfly! Don’t worry about it! But what if someone attacks us while you’re gone? Then climb a tree! I don’t know. I’ll save you at the last second. We’ll be right back! Well that was odd. You have an axe coming out of your face! Do you know that? Why don’t we travel this way all of the time?! (bird squawk) Cast it into the fire! No! Yes! NO! You cast that ring into the fire this very instant! I don’t want to! Bilbo if you do not throw that ring into the fire I’ll be forced to cast you in with it! Now, DO IT! But it makes me invisible! I LOVE IT! One! It’s mine! Two! No! You can’t make me do it! Threeeeee! The precious!!!! What the? (laughing) huh? (kaboom) There. It is done. *sigh* I sure hope we will not need that ring later. The dragon lives! Run for your life! Oh! Thanks a lot, Gandalf! (RAWR) It’s now over Click subscribe Thank you for watching… share, and like. Watch more videos… comment below… but please becareful don’t feed the trolls.