Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human


DANA. ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.>>I’M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS TRUCK. IT’S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT. IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS EAR HAIR.>>WHEN YOU DON’T GET IT CUT, IT CAN BE NASTY.>>Greg: YEAH, DRAGGING YOU TO THE DENTIST TO SEE THE INSIDE OF HIS GAPING MOUTH.>>SO, I’M HERE AT THE DENTIST, AND WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR SERIES ON THE PEOPLE AT THE BORDER.>>Greg: SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR SLENDER MAN? WHAT OTHER IMPERSONATIONS OF A REGULAR GUY CAN HE DO? CAN HE HAMMER A NAIL INTO THE COFFIN OF HIS DEAD CAMPAIGN OR DIG A DITCH WHERE HE CAN BURY THE UNSOLD COPIES OF “VANITY FAIR”? MEANWHILE, SHE GETS AN EAR FULL OF REALITY FROM A FOREIGNER. FARMER>>I DON’T AGREE WITH THAT. [LAUGHS]>>Greg: THE TRUTH LEFT HER COLD AS, LOVE FINDS NO.>>OKAY. I WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEALTH CARE WAY YOU LIKE IT.>>Greg: THEN SHE THREW HER BEHIND BARS. WHILE THAT WAS BAD. NEITHER LIZ OR MARLA FEEL COMFORTABLE. THEN THERE’S TRUMP. LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, HE’S ACHIEVED ONE GREAT THING. BY COMPARISON, HE MAKES EVERY POLITICIAN WHO STILL ACTS LIKE ONE LOOK KIND OF FUNNY. NEVER LET HIS UNIQUE PERSONALITY BECOME SUBSERVIENT. YOU’D THINK THEY’D FIGURE THIS OUT BY NOW. YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEAT TRUMP WITH LET’S PRETEND WE ARE REAL. YOU WIN BY BEING REAL. TOO BAD THAT’S NOT AN OPTION FOR THE DEMOCRATS. THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE THEY HAVE SEEM TO BE IGNORED OR MOCKED, LIKE MARIANNE. THE OTHERS, COOKIE-CUTTER CLONES. HERE’S THE COOKIE MONSTER. THE THING IS, DANA, EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF LOOKS FAKE. TRUMP BROKE THAT, AND IT CAN’T EVER BE THE SAME, AND THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON ON THAT BATTLEFIELD THAT CAN MATCH HIM. AND I THINK WE KNOW WHO THAT IS.>>Greg: MARIANNE?>>Greg: MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. SHE’S NOT PRETENDING TO BE ANYBODY. SHE’S THE REAL DEAL. SHE’S FIGHTING A PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE, WHICH MAKES ARE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THOSE OTHERS.>>Dana: THE INTERESTING THING THAT YOU JUST SAID IS THAT THE BACKFIRE IN AND EXPOSES THEIR ON THE HEALTH CARE PIECE WITH KAMALA HARRIS, IT’S LIKE, WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY FOR? AND HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MESSING ANYTHING ELSE UP? WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HEALTH CARE TO A SENIOR CITIZEN, THEY LOVE THEIR MEDICARE AND THEY DON’T BELIEVE THAT THEIR MEDICARE WILL REMAIN THE SAME IF YOU PROVIDE MEDICARE FOR ALL. THEY NOTE THAT THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE. BETO HAS THIS PROBLEM OF NOT LOOKING AUTHENTIC, LIKE A GIMMICK. LET’S PUT ASIDE WHAT HAPPENED IN EL PASO. BUT, THE STUFF THAT HE DID, LIKE AT THE DENTIST. AND THEN YOU HAVE WARREN. HER LEFT-WING AGENDA IS PRETTY MUCH DONE ON ARRIVAL OF MIDDLE AMERICA. IT IS TARGETING, ZEROING IN ON THEIR BIGGEST VULNERABILITY. WE WANT WHAT CAN THEY DO? IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT. THEY ARE KIND OF IN A PICKLE.>>THEY ARE IN A PICKLE. THAT’S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT. I THINK ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS THAT TRUMP DID WAS DESTROY THE FAKENESS OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNING. I HATE THIS BUSINESS WHERE THEY TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR AUTHENTICITY BY, WE KNOW HE DOESN’T CHANGE TIRES. IN A VEHICLE THAT IT HAD ITS TIRES DONE BY BETO O’ROURKE ANYWAY. WE WANT WHY A GERMAN AUTO WAY, MARK?>>Mark: I’M IN NEW YORK. IT’S A CRAZY STATE IN MANY WAYS.>>Greg: IT IS.>>Katie: ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT TRUMP IS, IT’S A BIPARTISAN THING. I LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. WE DON’T GET THE MYPILLOW ADDS. WE JUST GET THESE POLITICAL ADS ALL THE TIME. I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS BORN THE SON OF A MAILMAN. HE WAS A LEHMAN BROTHERS. HE IS THE BROTHER OF A LEHMAN. HE SAYS “I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS THE SON OF A –” I’M PROUD TO SAY I GREW UP THE SON OF A PRESIDENT. WE HAD IT TOUGH ACT THEN. TRUMP DESTROYED ALL THAT. YOU CAN’T GO BACK TO IT.>>Greg: YOU. WHAT ABOUT, THE MOST AUTHENTIC PERSON BEHIND MARIANNE IS BERNIE. HE’S THE REAL DEAL.>>Mark: FIRST OF ALL, I’M STUNNED.>>Juan: HE IS NOW THE BIGGEST FAN OF MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IN THE WORLD. THIS IS A TOTAL SET UP.>>Greg: YOU ARE READING IT INCORRECTLY.>>Juan: I KNOW, BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS WRONG. HUMANIZING POLITICIANS IS AMERICA’S APPLE PIE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE. YOU DON’T TELL YOUR CANDIDATE TO GET HUMAN, TO BE AUTHENTIC, YOU ARE NOT A POLITICAL CONSULTANT. IF SOMEBODY TOLD THE DONALD TRUMP, “WHY DON’T YOU HIRE SOMEONE TO STAND AROUND.” I BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.>>Greg: IT’S A TV SHOW. IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A TV SHOW FOR TRUMP. BUT HE’S NATURAL. HE’S NATURAL NATURAL.>>Juan: A TACO BOWL ON CINCO de MAYO?>>Mark: THAT WAS DEHUMANIZING DEHUMANIZING.>>Greg: ONE, YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP DOESN’T TALK ABOUT? MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. HE DOESN’T TALK ABOUT HER.>>Dana: EARLY ON, I THINK IT WAS AT ONE OF THE DEBATES, YOU SAID, SHE’S THE ONLY ONE UP THERE THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THAT THEY CAN UNDERSTAND.>>Juan: THE GOOD THING ABOUT HER IS THAT SHE SAYS YOU CAN’T OUTRUN ANYBODY. YOU’VE GOT TO TALK TO THEM ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL. REMEMBER, SHE SAID TRUMP IS DARKNESS AND HATRED AND YOU’VE GOT TO COME WITH LOVE AND LIGHT.>>Greg: THAT IS A COHESIVE ARGUMENT.>>Juan: BUT IT’S ALL ABOUT PERFORMANCE.>>I GET WHAT THEY WANT TO SEEM RELATABLE. REMEMBER PRESIDENT OBAMA. I THINK IT’S REALLY SAD THAT YOU NEED CONSULTANTS TO TELL POLITICIANS TO BE A HUMAN. BUT I THINK IT’S SAD, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FINE IF BETO WERE OUT THERE. HE CHANGED THE TIRE THE WAY I CHANGE A TIRE. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS TO EVERYBODY. THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THERE OWN FEET TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR VOTERS WANT. THIS ONE WORKED RUNNING AGAINST SOMEBODY LIKE MITT ROMNEY. I THINK IT WOULD WORK AGAINST SOMEBODY WHO WAS A PROGRAM TO CANDIDATE. BUT THEY ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE GUY WHO WON BY JUST SAYING WHATEVER HE HAD TO SAY, BEING HIMSELF. SOMETIMES HE’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, SO IT DOESN’T WORK. THEY SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME TRYING TO DO THIS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, HEY, WHO ARE RERUNNING AGAINST AND IF WE ACTUALLY WIN, DOMINIC. SAY WHAT HE’S GOT TO SAY.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY HE WALKS UP BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON AND LOOKS LIKE A — HE DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS.>>HE MAKES MISTAKES. HE MAKES MISTAKES, ONE, BUT IT’S REAL. HE’S THAT DOMINIC GOT THAT FEEL OF THIS IS HOW HE WOULD FEEL.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY WHEN I SIT AROUND, I GET ALL THE WOMEN WHO

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  1. All language is by comparison, if you want to be the AAA service, then you change a tire, but if you are a politician, then what are you saying in political speeches? This is why the LGBTQ are evil, because they don't want to focus upon the critical traits in language (the things of the message), and they add a bunch of confusion and strife to the political topics in their identity wars and pronoun hatred: It is proven, because this is entering law by the crooked Supreme Court under the Barack Obama administration who confused language in what is a court of fraud and perjury, that homosexuals and lesbians are confused and strife; this is not a stereotype, it is real as a class under a title with no content, because they cannot agree on their own words of language.

    If you don't want to be known as a janitor or comedian, then don't take videos of yourself in the toilet: You now sit with a toilet. My mother once got onto me after I left the military, I said a dirty word, and she didn't want to sit next to a word-bomb, because she is loving mom, not someone else who deserves such words. Language is by comparison, because we don't have a lifetime to prove something to you by how we live our lives and need to practice brevity and clarity that Hollywood names a narrative. The narrative is always attacked by people as false, because it did not include everything: This is how Christians get attacked, because the Holy Bible is inspired of God Almighty as the narrative, and it does not includes pirates and their sad lives as human beings, except as sin and evil, because God hates sin as part of the narrative of God. Even Hollywood does this, because a documentary of a camera-man by a camera-man in brevity and clarity is false in Hollywood in that it does not include everything, but it is about the camera-man; the public can understand this, where it is not inclusive of the housemaids, housewives, and perverts, because the story is the camera-man.

    In conclusion, if the Democrats want to have self-control, then stop taking videos of how human you are and show your political values, because someone elected an AAA automobile club representative without the employment.

  2. My wife used to run the lead Senior agency in the area. She HATED it when politico agents called up for a "photo op". They wanted only old folks who look healthy and responsive, not the ones that might mess up the picture or make demented noises. they have to be fairly good looking old folks. Preferably one who is politely grateful and will smile and seem to like the politician. Some of them preferred a "senior of colour" if you like, because it scored more points. You had to stop whatever you were planning and get it all arranged and they have 30 minutes tops to be there. They would then come in, shake a few hands, deliver a meal, or a blanket, make lovely small talk for the camera. Then they would turn the cameras off and leave without a thank you or any small talk with the staff. They really didn't appear to care at all about what the agency did, only about what this appearance did for THEM.

  3. Don't worry granny, you can pay your premiums and deductibles….oh no wait…..what's that?…you don't have premiums or deductibles because you're old and you have Medicare?……which you love?………which apparently you don't want the rest of us to have? Typical.

  4. Betto is soooo bad at fakin that. It’s so funny. He’s tightening the tire he’s (trying) to change . Lefty loose righty tighty bro. J Han I feel like your the racist man. President trump is not. He’s vary real at least. It really is a dam shame that we have come to this.

  5. if beto can also check the oil then i know he is the man to be prez. maybe not actually check it but if he can find dipstick then that would count.

  6. Juan Williams is such a disgusting human being. The shows are so much better when he's not there… fire him and at least put Donna brazile back there

  7. Juan did not disappoint again for being disgusting and pathetic. How about letting Juan's son sit at this table. The IQ level would greatly increase.

  8. Sounds like someone was a little salty that Trump can pull of the showmanship and the Dems just end up looking incredibly awkward and disingenuous… awww… shucks…

  9. Notice how the big news networks fail to mention Tulsi Gabbard? The honest politicians get so little, while the crooks get so much.

  10. oh please….The Donald blows them dems away……..no comparison….2020 will shut them up when Trump get Majority and Electoral vote

  11. Gutfeld…"He works hard for the funny, so hard for the money, semi-hard for a pun…but he leans too hard to 'right'".

  12. !!!! PRES Trump , does it !! ITs COOL !!!! Dems do it they R DORKS !!!! TRUMP RALLY TOMORROW Guys !!! GIVE ER !!!!!!!

  13. Protesters struggles evidence that the real reason they do what they do is to disrupt our President and the country going forward maintaining the US economy , being paid by the enenies of our country to put America economy 0.5 , Trump is blessings support him good American people . ,Amen God bless us .

  14. Even we indians, I mean Native Americans, don't care for Pocahantas. She is as counterfeit as ole comrade bernie…..Ugh !! How !!!

  15. holy christ. can you even imagine if the dems stopped being fake? they would be wearing klan hoods while molesting children on blood paintings of satanic symbols. ti would be something straight out of a horror movie. i dont mind them trying to act human, i just wish voters would stop falling for it.

  16. How does going to the dentist qualify him for ANY office or job?? I don’t get his angle, see I’m human too. Uh yeah? Good for you

  17. Juan plays the victim to perfection…

    Krauthammer was a friend to Juan and was fondly remembered following his sad passing… I don't think Juan Williams will be as warmly remembered…

  18. How about normal boy Beta proudly sharing his poem reciting the joy he feels when he fantasizes about running over 2 little girls because he deems their happiness is due to him and him alone. His disgusting story is disqualifying.Dems are wretched disgusting cretins.
    keep all power away from them!

  19. Pre-recorded, pre-programmed NPC's, the lot of them. Brain dead products of our Marxist education/indoctrination system.

  20. You know the insurance company has road side service why you changing your own tire lol also if you need tow just call your insurance company do not be stranded in dangerous highway

  21. He is correct Trump did similar things. However Trump was in Trump tower being regular eating something that he might eat and cleaning a couple sinks Vacuuming a floor he owns. Lol no comparison 😂

  22. And as a propaganda shill this qualifies you to speak. Who the hell are you trying to kid? Like you can really relate to a couple in a Red state working four or five jobs between them to put a roof over their head and feed their kids.

  23. Marianne Williamson will be Pete Buttigieg Vice-Presidential selection. She is a new age spiritualist, as are the vast majoeity of the elite class. It's wicked as hell. Williamson is also a gal pal and spiritual advisor to crooked Hillary.

  24. Well, that ruined my day. Beto has a truck like mine. If that isn’t a reason to get rid of a Tundra I don’t know what is. He is so completely fake.

  25. Did Juan just say "I gather all the women around a table who accused Bill Clinton of sexual impropriety …" Just how big is this table JUAN?!?

  26. Marianne Williamson has some of the same concerns as President Trump. It might have a positive outcome if they had a meeting with each other.

  27. Beta didn't even change the tire,1st he couldn't even get the wheel brace on the nut,and its a totally different wheel brace in the 2nd shot.Moron😂🇦🇺🇺🇸

  28. The field will be culled down soon.
    I think Gabbard. She's the only one.
    Trump would have very little ammo.
    Policy difference would be it.
    And being base, that's a hot woman.
    Attractive and smart, put butts in the seats.
    A lot can happen in 15 months.

  29. nice zionist propaganda .. everyone knows about the childtrafficking and its connection to the whole government .. your media corruption will not cover this

  30. Medicare for all will adversely impact older people in America.
    In the UK many basic procedures, such as cataract surgery, hernia repairs and joint replacement, are not available on the National Health Service for older people because it's not considered value for money.

  31. Seen it first with the Fox Liars network. Real censorship in America. Stop blocking the comment section !!! Stop the censoring !!!

  32. Hahahahhaha,,,,and FOX NEWS NEWS use's the words " ACCOUNTABILITY " and " GOVERNMENT " in the same sentence on EPSTEIN reports AND THEY " DISABLE " THE COMMENT SECTIONS ??????????
    IS FOX NEWS BECOMING : " FAKE NEWS " ???????

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