Greedy Earl

Greedy Earl


Wanna live in your court, with your own consort, onsite Make us kiss your ring, like you’re some kind of king, uptight You want more gold, even just to hold, forthright You got self-esteem, but that don’t make you seem, polite You’re a greedy earl, I can tell when I walk by your spacious land You’re wearin’ pearls, and you have servants and guards at your command I try to wave, but I get clubbed and detained ’cause you think I’m depraved This isn’t fair, I scream and shout, you seem unfazed, I may be poor but I’m well-behaved You’re a greedy earl And you’re wearin’ pearls I try to wave But you think I’m depraved Oh you’re a dirty earl You travel your lands doing dirty things don’t ya You just, you’re so good at earling I bet people wanna know how you earl so hard I’ve earled so hard over these lands, they’re dirty from how much I earled them Look at these people, gazing up at my earlness Wanting to touch my earlness – oh they can’t touch it! They can’t touch this, they can’t touch this… (Grunting noises) (Totally non-sexual grunting noises) You make such a scene, when you receive the queen’s, invite But around us plebs, you immediately, take flight So you get on your horse, and bid your labor force, good night But we all still know, that the status quo’s, pure spite You’re a greedy earl, I can tell when I walk by your spacious land You’re wearin’ pearls, and you have servants and guards at your command I try to wave, but I get clubbed and detained ’cause you think I’m depraved This isn’t fair, I scream and shout, you seem unfazed, I may be poor but I’m well-behaved Oh I’m a greedy earl You’re a greedy earl I’m such a good earl And you’re wearin’ pearls Oh you like this earl don’t ya I try to wave You wish you could be this earl But you think I’m depraved (Grunting & screaming) (Grunting)

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