DUMB THINGS WE BELIEVED AS KIDS | Reddit Stories

DUMB THINGS WE BELIEVED AS KIDS | Reddit Stories


• From boner’s bones melting, to Canadian
goblins, the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about the dumbest thing they used to believe when they were young – I’m [] and today
I’ll be your narrator Number 10 was submitted by Lil-marsh – Emojie
Emojie used to think that Canadians were a mythical race of goblins that gave out sweets
to people and that they were the kindest creatures of all. This was probably because of the stereotype
that all Canadians are kind. Of course, that doesn’t really explain why
he thought this until he was 10 years old… Number 9 was submitted by Lindanimated – Gooby
When Gooby was little she didn’t understand why her parents complained about not having
enough money. As far as she could tell, every time they
needed some they just went to a big machine and it spit money out. Later on she realised that ATMs really don’t
work that way. Number 8 was submitted by – CrackedOreo666
– Honeybits Honeybits used to believe that people died
because of her walking. Her brother told her that every time you take
a step someone in the world dies. So she yelled at her whole family to stop
walking and started balling her eyes out when they didn’t listen. Number 7 was submitted by – Aus_t – Nixxiom Nixxiom’s parents told him that if he didn’t
go to bed a very tall man with no face would watch him through the window until he fell
asleep. Almost a decade later, the urban legend Slender
Man popped up and all of the memories rushed back to him. Number 6 was submitted by – MxCx – Shima
Shima used to think that if two people pushed their bellies together, they’d make a baby. So obviously she also thought that getting
pregnant was inevitable because “mommies and daddies always slept in the same bed”. So… what if their bellies touched while
they were sleeping and the next morning the mom became pregnant? Naturally when her mom told her that people
could choose when they wanted to have a baby, she was totally baffled. Number 5 was submitted by – Modlawsumsauce
– Slapped Ham When Slapped Ham was a kid, his uncle was
sent to jail. Being a curious kid he asked his mom why he
went there; she said that it was because he was smoking weed. Since he was a kid he thought that “weed”
was the same as the weeds that grow in your yard. A few weeks later, he saw a guy chewing on
a dry weed on his way home. So he ran home as fast as he could and told
his mom. This made her burst out in laughter, then
she called almost everyone she knew and told them while he was still freaking out about
the guy. Then when she was done calling people she
told him the difference between weeds and “weed”. He felt real stupid and still gets teased
about it to this day. Number 4 was submitted by – fearofvictory
– Pringle Pringle used to think that there was only
one president in the history of ever, and that it was Ronald Reagan. Weirdly enough, he wasn’t even alive during
his presidency, he had just heard him mentioned on the news when he was young and somehow
that meant that he was going to be president forever. He later realised the truth because the elections
came up and Ronald Reagan wasn’t there. Not sure how he believed it for so long since
he was taught about the other presidents in school, but hey. THAT’S PRINGLE. Number 3 was submitted by – TheOceansGreyWaves
– Hellbent During school, Hellbent was talking to his
friends and the topic somehow moved on to the subject of boners. Back then he thought he had it all figured
out: “When your penis gets erect it grows a bone and when you cum it’s the bone inside
of your erect penis melting and shooting out.” Is he proud that he actually believed that
at any point in his life? No. Did his friends call him an idiot for it? Yes… Number 2 was submitted by – Yankeeblue – Dolan’s
Brother The dumbest thing Dolan’s brother used to
believe was that if he stood perfectly still for a long time he would become a mannequin. He probably started believing this when he
was walking through a department store one day with his mom and he noticed two women
standing next to a clothed mannequin; one of the women seemed to be holding perfectly
still. He thought that she was actually trying to
become a mannequin. From that day on, for the next several years,
he made sure to not stand still unless he absolutely had to.

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  2. I use to believe that rats flushed themselfs down the toilet and my brother use to believe that all planets use to be combined and was destroys into different but then he figured out that's not wat happens because then it would be a icy rocky cloudy hot. Cold and gassy large planet

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  6. I thought that when my teacher said wolves are extinct in the UK but not in America I thought that the wolves where on a vacation to America

  7. I used to believe that magnets wouldn’t touch cause they where possessed..and if they did touch they stopped being possessed.

    my uncle told me that I believed it till I was 10.. then my auntie saw me screaming cause I was playing with magnets on the fridge and they didn’t touch..let’s just say that conversation led to my uncle laughing in tears.

  8. When I was three I convinced myself babies were made when people kissed for a long time and that babies were born through the mouth.
    One day my mom and dad kissed for about 5 five seconds and I was 4 at the time.
    I like an when mom was going to have the baby.
    After that she explained to me how babies were made.I was so traumatized I said nothing.

  9. Dumbest thing I ever did was with my sister a drinking alcohol with a little juice juice she told me not to drink it 10 minutes later I drank a little of it and I was panicking

  10. when I was a kid, Someone once told me while i was at a friend's house that there was a ghost in a room and I bought it. turned out to be one of those white cockatoo parrots.

  11. My worst pickup line? β€œGirl, is that your spaceship outside, because you are out of this world.”

    And that’s how me and Hat Kid got together lol

  12. As a miserable teen on a quote on quote "creepypasta ban" due to always talking about death and murder and being depressed my counselor has done it a second time which is horrible for I like watching them it's something that I like to do. Not quite addicted yet but a huge fan
    As of last week when we first started it
    I had a Jeff the killer home screen and Ben drowned lock screen on my phone that I had to change I swear this is making me more depressed but my counselor says he sees a difference in my behavior since I stopped

  13. I thought that when two people got married like RIGHT WHEN you kissed the woman got pregnant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. I usted to believe that one day my mouth would stop making saliva and then a rectangular black sponge would come out of my throat

  16. I used to believe we all have one wish and we can use it to get one thing I believed that until I was 13 cuz when the DS first came out I wished I could get it and three days on my birthday I got it

  17. I used to believe that teachers are robots and not humans. One time, I saw my teacher holding a phone (Blackberry) and I thought it was strange.

  18. I use to think you use to have to marry your siblings, I don’t know why I believed this since neither my mother or father dated their siblings

  19. When i was 3 i believed that the bricks choud peek out and all my dummys(passafiers) where there so i looked and i looked and i looked but nothing ever happened 😠

  20. When I was about seven or so, I heard the phrase β€œdon’t have too much fun” on Good Luck Charlie. So I told my parents β€œdon’t have too much fun” when they went on a dinner date, not aware of what the phrase really meant…

  21. I used to think that the phrase β€œdon’t drink and drive” meant literally any drink at all.

  22. I thought female dogs we're called fuckers when I was 8 years old my mom told me they were called a b**

  23. When I was a kid I thought the patara earings worked but the only thing I did was just get me and brother a bloody ear

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