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Crazy Rich Nation | The Daily Show


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in New York…
“The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah” presents:
[boisterous trap music]♪ ♪“Crazy Rich Nation.”♪ ♪– Robert Kraft. Last month, the billionaire
New England Patriots owner was charged
with paying for hand jobs at a Florida massage parlor. Well today, he might’ve
gotten his happy ending. – Just in, an offer
is now on the table for New England Patriots owner
Robert Kraft, who is charged
with two counts of solicitation in connection
with a South Florida day spa. Prosecutors have offered
to drop those charges if Kraft admits he would’ve
been found guilty at trial. – This would also include
some punishment. It would include 100 hours
of community service, an education course
about prostitution, and a screening for STDs. [laughter] – A screening for STDs? Like, what is all of this? Rich people get deals
that I’ve never heard of. “Admit you would have
been found guilty and we’ll let you go”? [bleep] outta here, man!
[laughter] At least make him admit it
in a room full of Eagles fans, then we’ll see some punishment,
you know? This is insane! “We’ll only let you go
if you’re guilty!” What? Like, rich people are already
living in another world. And also, he has to take
an education course about prostitution?
[laughter] Uh, if you’ve read the reports, he should be
the professor, okay? [laughter] The guy has
hands-on experience, if you know
what I mean.♪ ♪The college admissions scandal. For the past few weeks, the whole country
has been rocked by the news that
hundreds of parents have been accused
of bribing their kids’ way into America’s
elite colleges, and also USC. And now–
[audience groans and laughs] And now,
some of the people involved are beginning
to face the consequences. – Breaking news:
A major college scandal. The feds bust up
a large-scale scheme helping students cheat
on their college entrance exams to get into top schools.– Two of those parents accusedare actresses Felicity Huffman
and Lori Loughlin.
Both have been charged
with felonies
for conspiracy
to commit mail fraud.
– Holy crap.
This is insane! The FBI has just busted
dozens of rich parents for bribing colleges
to accept their kids. And not just any rich people,
some celebrities. I’m so disappointed in you,
Aunt Becky. [laughter] I mean, I expected this
from a desperate housewife, but you?
[laughter] Now, details of the scandal are
still coming in, but already, some of the allegations
are mind-blowing, all right? Felicity Huffman allegedly
paid $15,000 to help her daughter
get in to top schools. And Aunt Becky, get this, allegedly paid $500,000
to get her daughter into USC. Honestly, for that amount of
money, just buy a smarter kid. [laughter] Now, the alleged mastermind
of this entire scheme is a man named William Singer,
all right? Parents paid him
millions of dollars and then he
spread those bribes around.– According to prosecutors,the scheme involved
two kinds of fraud.
Parents paying
a college prep organization
to help their children cheat
on SAT or ACT exams,
and others paying to allegedly
bribe college coaches
to help admit
the students as athletes
regardless of their
athletic skill.
– Singer went as far as toPhotoshop kids’ pictures
into sporting events,
even made up
athletic achievements.
– In one instance,
a parent sending this photo
showing their daughter playing
water polo in high school,
but in fact the photo
was another student.
– Oo-wee! The balls on these people!
[laughter] To just literally Photoshop
their kids’ faces onto the bodies
of real athletes. And I also can’t believe
nobody noticed this. ‘Cause the parent
was just there, like, “We’re so proud
of our little Joshua. “He is, like, here is during
the state championship game”… [laughter] “And here he is in the spring when he won the gold medal
at the track meet.” [laughter] So, reportedly–reportedly, these college coaches
would take bribes to pretend that they
needed these “non-athletes” on their teams, and then once the kids
got into the school, the kids would just never play.– A wiretapped transcriptdetails a father and Singer
creating a plan
to trick USC into thinking
his son was a football kicker.
The father, laughing,
telling Singer,
“That’s just
totally hilarious,”
admitting
his son’s high school
“doesn’t have
a football team.”
– The FBI says some parentsdisguised their payments
to Singer
as contributions
to a charity he ran
so they could deduct
the payments
on their income taxes.– Wow. Wow.
[audience groans] So not only were they laughing
about scamming these schools; it turns out they
were also scamming the IRS. How greedy can a person be? ‘Cause, I mean, they’re
already committing bribery, and then on top of that,
they claim it was to charity to get their bribes back
from the IRS? Like, they just added
a bonus crime to the crime that
they already committed. That was not necessary. It’s like you’re robbing a bank
and on the way out, you start stealing the pens.
“While I’m here…” [laughter]
Meh! So these parents
could be facing some pretty serious time. Um, knowing them,
they’re probably trying to bribe their way into
the best prisons, you know? They’re probably like, “Why should you accept me
into your prison? “Well, I actually ran
the library at Shawshank. Here’s a photo of me”…
[laughter] doing that, so, uh”…
[applause] I think you should let me in.” [applause] Obviously, obviously,
I’m joking. None of these rich people are
actually gonna go to prison. Come on.
No, I’m being serious. At worst, they’re probably
gonna get community service. Yeah, like, they’ll have
to pick up trash in Beverly Hills,
and be like, “Oh, another $100 bill
on the ground. Ba-ha.
So dirty.” This whole
college admissions scandal has brought up
a wider conversation about a couple of things. For instance,
what’s going to happen to “Fuller House”
without Aunt Becky, you know? Personally,
I don’t think they need her, because if you ask me, that house
was already too full.– E! News is also reportingthat she thought prosecutors
were bluffing about jail time
when she and her husband
turned down the initial offer.
– You can’t be serious.
[laughter] Aunt Becky turned down
a plea deal because she thought
the prosecutors were bluffing? You see, that’s what happens when you’re in Hollywood
for too long, all right? You just assume everyone around
you is also acting, yeah? She’s just like, “Wow, these
prison bars feel so real! “Now for this beatdown scene,
are we using a stunt double? Is that’s what’s gonna happen?” – A first of 33 parents charged in the massive
college admission scandal is preparing to plead guilty. California entrepreneur
Peter Jan Sartoriomade the revelation
in a court filing yesterday.
That came as actresses
Felicity Huffman
and Lori Loughlin,
along with ten other parents,
appeared before a judge
in Boston yesterday.
– When she arrived
in Boston Tuesday,
the “Full House” star was seen
signing autographs for fans.
– Lori, Lori, Lori!
Pay for my tuition, Lori! [laughter] [applause] – Oh, wow.
That’s priceless! And, you know, we’re laughing, but that’s actually
a great idea, right? No, because, let’s be honest. Prisons are already full. Instead of prison,
their punishment should be that they have to pay tuition
for everyone. That’s it. They’ve got the money.
[cheers and applause] Let’s just do that. And also… why is Aunt Becky
signing autographs at court? What are you doing? If I was the prosecutor
I would be like, “Oh my God, Aunt Becky,
can you sign this? A-ha, a confession!
I got her, I got her!”male announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”
[upbeat music]male announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”
[crowd ohhs]
– [laughs] [laughter and applause] Oh, man. Jussie Smollett. A month ago,
few people knew who he was. If you heard
“Jussie Smollett,” you were either
talking to a huge fan of the show “Empire,” or you overheard a drunk guy
trying to order an omelette. “What will you be having, sir?” “Just a Smollette
with extra ham.” [laughter] But now, the whole world
knows Jussie’s name, and it’s for all
the wrong reasons. – “Empire” actor Jussie
Smollett is in police custody after turning
himself in overnight. He is accused
of faking a hate crimeafter his story of being
attacked by racists
fell to pieces.– Smollett has been charged
with disorderly conduct
for filing
a false police report,which is a felony
in the state of Illinois.
– Police say Smollett
planned this attack
because he was allegedly
upset by how much
he was being paid
by the show “Empire.”
– Are you kidding me? This dude may have
faked a hate crime just to get a raise? I don’t understand.
Like, what’s the logic there? You get your ass beat, and then you go
to your boss and be like, “Hey can I get
another million dollars? I need to buy some BAND-AIDs.”
What was the thinking? That is not a good
way to get a raise, people. I mean, call me old fashioned,
but whatever happened to just going
into your boss’s office, and blackmailing
him with nudes? Okay?
[laughter] This is such a petty reason
to pull off such a major crime. Imagine if we found out
the reason Tupac faked his own death
was just to get out of a Blockbuster late fee. That would be insane! We know that didn’t happen.
What really happened was Tupac was murdered
by Blockbuster because he didn’t
return “Forrest Gump.” Those guys didn’t mess around! So Chicago police have
put together a story of what they believe
really happened. And they’re confident enough
to charge Smollett. And the reason they’re
confident enough to charge him is because it looks
like Jussie and the brothers who reportedly
fake the attack with him left no shortage
of incriminating evidence. – Police say they tracked
these two brothers down via the ride share
car service that they used. – We know that the police have the cell phones
of the young men. – There were conversations
between Smollett and these two
Nigerian Americans an hour
before the attack, an hour after
the attack, and when they
traveled to Nigeria.– Police say Smollett paid
the brothers a total of $3,500
via check and then
promised a $500 follow-up.
– They’re saying he paid his
accomplices with a check? [laughter] What, did he also write
“Fake Hate Crime” in the memo? [laughter] Even amateurs know
if you commit a crime, you go all cash, people,
no paper trail! You’ve never seen a movie
where the bad guys are like, “I need you to get
rid of someone for me. “Now, who do I
make this check out to? “Is that ‘Knuckles’
with a ‘K’? “Ah, crap, I gotta start again, I keep writing 2018
on all my murder checks.” [groans angrily] So if he did do this, Smollett did a horrible job
with this fake crime. In fact, the Chicago police
also claimed today that Smollett wanted his hate
crime to be caught on camera. But it turns out,
that didn’t go right either.– Police say they went
over security video
from dozens of pod cameras,
but the staged attack itself
was never captured by
a rotating security camera.
– I believe that Mr. Smollett wanted it on camera,
but unfortunately, that particular camera wasn’t
pointed in that direction. [laughter] You’ve gotta be shitting me. He wanted to be caught, but he didn’t
get caught on camera because he didn’t know which
way the camera was pointing? You’re an actor.
That’s your only job! Your only job!
[cheers and applause] How do you not know? Now I’m starting
to think that Jussie was probably
on the set of “Empire” like, “What do you mean
my father doesn’t– “Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Where is it? “What do you mean? “Don’t you
tell me about Cookie! “I think we got this.
Can I get a raise? Can I get a raise now?” So Jussie is potentially
going to prison for a while, and in his wake,
he’s screwed over everyone. Think about it. Members of the gay community
are emotionally terrorized over something that
turned out to be a hoax. Trump supporters are upset
about being falsely accused. And Democrat candidates– Democratic candidates are
tying themselves into knots trying to walk back
their initial statements calling this
a modern day lynching. Nobody won in this thing. I mean, the only winner here,
really, is Subway. No, because before this story, I didn’t know
they were open at 2:00 a.m. Did you guys know that?
I didn’t know that. I genuinely didn’t know that.
[cheers and applause] The point is nobody won. But there is a silver lining. When this started out,
it was a story about people who hated Jussie Smollett
because he was black and gay. Now, people hate him
because he’s an asshole. [laughter] In other words,
they’re judging him on the content
of his character, and not the color
of his skin. And that, my friends,
is progress. We’ll be right back.announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”
[upbeat music]male announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”
[boisterous trap music]♪ ♪– Socialism. It’s starting
to get more popular in America, and it’s making Fox News
more afraid than Mike Pence at a screening
of “Bohemian Rhapsody.” – The rise of socialism
has never been more clear. – Now you have AOC and you have a hundred of these members of
Congress openly embracing this.– Socialism is
not only dangerous,
but it is also evil.– This Green New Deal,
this is sugarcoated socialism. It’s like sugarcoating poison. Sweet at the front,
deadly at the end. – Ooh, sweet at the front,
deadly at the end! You talking
about socialism or Willy Wonka’s
chocolate factory? What are you talking about?
[laughter] Yeah, uh,
that was deadly at the end. You know how many kids died?
We don’t talk about that. That is not a children’s story, it’s a horror movie
with fun music! [laughter] For more on the rise
of socialism in America, we turn to a man who always
makes me pay for dinner, my friend, Neal Brennan,
everybody! [cheers and applause] – Hey buddy,
we should grab dinner soon. – No thanks. So Neal, um,
who’s responsible for socialism’s
popularity right now? Is it Bernie Sanders? Uh, is it Elizabeth Warren,
Ocasio-Cortez? – Mmm, no. I’ll tell you
who’s responsible. Rich people. Rich people have done
more for socialism than Bernie, AOC,
and Elizabeth Warren combined. Which, by the way, would be a
very unpleasant-looking person. [laughter] – [screams]
Take that away, take that away! Uh, okay, but Neal,
I don’t understand. How can rich people
be responsible for socialism if they hate it? – Because they keep rubbing
their money in people’s faces, with their tax dodging
and wealth flaunting and financial corruption. When it comes to socialism,
I don’t blame Uncle Bernie, I blame Aunt Becky. [laughter] It wasn’t enough
that she’s a TV star and married to a millionaire, she still had to scam her
daughter’s way into college. You had everything, why cheat? It’s like if the Hulk
got caught doing steroids. [laughter] For what?
Hulk, no. [laughter] Steroids redundant. Also, Hulk balls shrink.
[laughter] Mrs. Hulk no happy.
[laughter] So when people see
that admissions scandal, and then Bernie comes along
and says, “We should tax the rich
and make college free,” I get why Americans
would think, “Yeah, college should be free.” I agree with white Yoda.
[laughter] – So you think socialism
is just a natural reaction to capitalism that’s run amok. It’s basically, like, putting up speed bumps because
people are driving too fast. – Yup. Because rich people
are out here Tokyo driftin’
with their dicks out. [laughter] Look at Amazon– they wanted a new home for
their corporate headquarters, so Jeff Bezos made cities
audition for him like a spoiled king. “Pittsburgh, entertain me.” [laughter] “Birmingham, my feet are sore.
Rub them.” [laughter] “Cute, but I’m going
with New York.” And Amazon picked New York
partly because New York offered them
$3 billion. So if more New Yorkers
are going socialist, don’t blame AOC,
blame Jeff Bezos. He’s worth $144 billion. You know how rich that is? Even if you started
earning $50 million a year, guess how long it would take for you to reach
Jeff Bezos’ level. 2,880 years. Now imagine being that rich
and still being like, “Yah, I’ll come to your city, but you’ve gotta
give me money.” [laughter] – Sweet lord,
that is super rich. – I know. To get that money, LeBron would
have to stay on the Lakers until the year 4899.
[laughter] And they probably still
won’t make the playoffs. [audience laughs and groans] The Knicks won’t either.
[laughter] By the way, having super rich people
in charge doesn’t help, either. Last week,
our billionaire president proposed cuts to Medicaid, the program that gives
health insurance to the poor. This is a guy who can afford
the best doctors in the world and he still wants
to take health care away from poor people. My God, the assholery.
[laughter] It’s not enough you’re already in the
VIP section sipping Cristal, you also want
to walk around the club slapping Bud Lights
out of other people’s hands. [laughter] And yes, Bud Light
is the Medicaid of beers. [laughter] Dilly dilly.
[laughter] So when people see
budget cuts like that, then hear Elizabeth Warren
pitching Medicare for all, you can’t be shocked
when 57% of them are like, “Yeah, I’m with
Senator Librarian on this.” [cheers and applause] Because the best salesmen
for socialism aren’t the leftie politicians,
it’s the ultra-wealthy. Forget Che Guevara, we should put the real heroes
of socialism on t-shirts: Rich dicks. – Neal Brennan, everyone!male announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”
[upbeat music]male announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”
[boisterous trap music]♪ ♪– There’s a new report tonight that President Trump
may have lied his way onto “Forbes” magazine annual
list of richest Americans back in the 1980s.Trump first made the list
in 1982
with a reported net worth
of $100 million,
but the documents later proved
he was only worth $5 million.
He lied abouthow many apartments
the Trump Organization owned,
how much the units
were worth,
and that Trump,
not his father,
owned the apartments.– That’s right,
all the way back in 1982, Trump apparently got onto
the first “Forbes” list by lying about his net worth and claiming that
the stuff that his dad owned was actually his. But it turns out
that Trump’s lie may have gotten him
a whole lot more than just
some flattering press. – Because Donald never had
an actual statement of his assets
and his liabilities. He used the Forbes 400 and this statement
of inflated assets to borrow billions and billions
of dollars which he used
to build Atlantic City and over-leverage himself. – You’re saying he wanted
to use the “Forbes” list to fraudulently
induce people to fund him in ways
they otherwise would not? – That’s correct. – Okay, I don’t know about
you, but this is mind-blowing. Trump lied
to get onto the “Forbes” list. Then the “Forbes” list
cemented him as a mogul, and then he
used his mogul status to get to the White House. Because remember, his success story wasn’t just
a minor detail of who he was, it was the very heart
of his campaign. – “Forbes” just came out and they said I’m worth
$4 1/2 or $5 billion. I’m really rich. I’m not even saying that,
in a brag– that’s the kind of mindset,
that’s the kind of thinking you need for this…country. So look, I’m–
I’m really a good businessman, I’m so good at business. Oh, you people are gonna
be so rich so fast, you don’t even… [applause] You don’t know
how rich you’re gonna be.[laughter]You’re gonna go
from a debtor nation and it’s gonna…
[imitates rocket] You’re gonna say,
“Wow, what happened?” – You know, in retrospect, I feel like we should’ve asked
what [imitates rocket] means. [laughter] ‘Cause, like, “Huh, turns out
[imitates rocket] Was a Muslim ban,
who would’ve thought?” “Yeah, I didn’t know,
I didn’t know.” If I was a Trump supporter,
I would be so pissed, because I voted for a rich guy
who was always successful, not some trickster who lied
his way onto the “Forbes” list. Like, if I find out he’s not
racist, I will be so mad! [laughter] So mad!male announcer:
“Crazy Rich Nation.”

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  1. Did Kim Jun Un make a deal with his freind Putin and the Chineze to become a nuclear wasteland?
    A war there is a good deal for the Chineze on other fronts (literary)
    Al invasions begin with good infrastucture. Ports, intelligents (overflow of people send abroad)
    Only what are the invading us with (idioligy?) 1984

  2. Wait… Trump lied to Forbes in 1982 and we only find out in 2018? Two years after the presidential campaign? This is crazy.

  3. Can someone explain why why Jeff Bezoz is wrong to pick the best city for his business?

    Every businessman should pick the best state for his needs, and he does benefit states by setting up there since he improves the economy there and could also add more jobs.

    If state governors are offering too much, it's their problem for not knowing how to negotiate. He must be bringing enough benefit for them to justify giving him 3 billion dollars.

  4. The USA has the highest percentage of people living in poverty in the OECD. America is beaten out by some third world countries. About 40% of Americans don't have $500 in the bank in case of an emergency. Trump says they are awash in cash. Funny thing is, in spite of these sad facts, they'll probably re-elect him. Anything to avoid being like the socialist countries in the rich west. Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark (nasty), Canada, France, Germany – hell holes all.

  5. I was asking myself: "what kind of First World country allows a man like Trump becomes president, and then lets him get away with near EVERYTHING no matter how much damage he causes to the nation?"
    Now I know.

  6. I find it very disturbing that this "rich nation"- would consider another old/white/seasoned/big mouth/no filters person- like Joe "blow" Biden. In this racist climate of white /racist domestic terrorists- Biden had the nerve to bring up "what if"- an assassination of Obama happened? Obama is still alive- & who is to say it would not put the thought into a psychotic/racist mind? It is very sneaky- but revealing….Why bring up something like that? There are so many other hypothetical subjects he could have brought up ….You would expect a repub to bring it up- but NOT a true blood Democrat!!!! WAKE UP- BLACK AMERICA- Everything that shine- is not gold……

  7. America has crony capitalism not capitalism. It's rigged For the few. Honest capitalism works for everyone.

    How many Warren Buffets were made by Warren Buffett ? ZERO, He could make half the population rich This minute.

    Work does not work, Your job is to become wealthy only! The government is keeping your CESTA QUE VIE TRUST Secret from you and it's worth millions.

  8. Republicans favor socialist policies.

    Democrats wet themselves over socialist policies

    Libertarians only like libraries

  9. Warning: In less than 10 years these rich kids that only have money as kills will be in charge. the future will be strange. Sadly we will all see it.

  10. You have everything already and then you have to break the law to get more. Rich people are so disgusting. Yes I'd like to have more money, but damn I would never want to be like any of these people. There are bad people in every monetary status, but the only difference is rich people get away with everything 99.9% of the time. The saying proves that money is and always will be the root of all evil. Someone needs to invent a time machine and go back in time to clip the man who came up with the idea of money.

  11. haa check at this guy
    Trevor Noah, a popular South African stand-up com… https://myenterianment.blogspot.com/2019/08/trevor-noah-popular-south-african-stand.html?spref=tw

  12. “The people at the top get to do just what they want until the people at the bottom finally get smart” j.cole

  13. This is why I like death and diseases, they don't give a damn how rich you are. No one gets a free pass.

  14. Why not pay for very expensive tutors or coaches to coach instead?? I thought that's what rich people did… I guess not. Cheating is easier on kids?? WTF 🤯

  15. i feel bad for trump's first wife. she thought he was worth tens of millions when he was just worth millions. gold digging fail.

  16. Talk about white privilege. Admit you did something wrong and they'll drop the charges? Who have you ever known thats been arrested and given that sort of offer? WHO???

  17. I did not know it was that easy to not suffer consequences after committing a crime. Guess I'll rob a bank and admit I would have been found guilty if I went to trial, but not serve any time because I admitted it.

  18. Trevor – when you were an up-and-coming comic in South Africa, you were pretty funny – now, you are flaming hypocrite who has sold your soul to the hgiets bidder. I implore you not to come to this country and criticize our politicians and our economic system when you come from one the most corrupt countries on the planet – I know – I lived there nearly as long as you did. I really wish you would go back there and try the crap there you get by with here. You would find a gas filled tire around your neck.

  19. It's not just the unfairness of buying admission, it's also the desperation of the very advantaged to claim the specific advantage of that 'top' college network and brand rep. I guess one's awareness that one's own success is more than a bit of a fluke which drives the passionate need for such quality-product labeling. The truly rich, of course, take their admissions for granted as they in fact are.

  20. Why. don’t. they. pay. money? For non-violent crimes? And why not make it proportionate to their wealth?

    To clarify, this is not a permanent solution. I’m not suggesting that making the super-rich pay to avoid jail time constitutes JUSTICE. But the process of overhauling the criminal justice system such that everyone is treated equally under the law in practice as they’re required to be in principle is going to take decades. At least. In the meantime, why not insist they “pay their debt to society” in a way that creates practical good? The Loughlin/Huffman & Co. payment can go towards student loan debt, or merit-based scholarships (under the state, not named for 5he perpetrators). And since ethics don’t convince these fools to do the right thing, maybe greed will. ::hops off soapbox::

  21. Many of the colleges take bribes that is why most ppl from those schools have no integrity. Society where you can pay, bride, and/or marry yourself into govt jobs; that is America.

  22. Laugh it up rich people. The higher the perch, the greater the fall. Mother Nature bats last and will level it all.

  23. I'm 3rd generation Irish American. We stood with William Wallace and the Scott's back in the day, the Kennedy's during the civil Rights era, thousands of disabled vets like myself knelt in Peaceful protest with Colin Kaepernick. The liberal vets out here in California were "disrespecting themselves" How in the hell can a rich American President hoodwink a bunch of middle class and poor citizens that the reason they are poor is because of the other poor people in California?? We need to start taking some of the blame off of Trump and point it some place else. Donald Trump has been around since we all were kids. At boxing matches t.v. playboy celeberties, million dollar mansion, reality t.v. show star….We know this man, we know who he is. He is that "Non Political" canidate Christian conservatives prayed for!!! The reason today that we do not call Germans Nazi's is because it is common knowledge that the citizens in Germany did not know that he was just a politicaly intellegent wing-nut hell bent on executing the Jews (Israeli people in today's world) so how could we hold them accountable?? Fast forward to today, my friends and you can guarantee Trump's people will be connected to him until the end of time baby!! Connected at the hip, lol, their legacy is Donald Trump. Where Adolf Hitler fooled people with charismatic speaking, political patriotism, pourpose and high energy, Trump on the other hand sounds like a used car salesman trying to sell that last f✓®king car on the lot!! Fu©k that!! I got 15 years solid vested in the United States Navy all peace time. 1989-2003, just a few years short of a pension then Bush jacked up my hustle. 3rd generation Irish American Righteousness. We don't just sit around being dwarfs on mushrooms eating me lucky charms, we are not known as the Fighting Portuguese or the Fighting Chinese guy. We do not have the "luck of a Mexican or the "luck of a Nigerian", Right? You keep Irish friends around in Vegas? No? Why not? Cuz our dumb asses would lose our money just as fast as any other person in the city. Our Righteousness was with with William Wallace and the starving Scottish Highlanders against the mighty English army. Our Righteousness was with the Irish Kennedy's when, against popular opinion, sided with Martin Luther King, Malcolm-x and other liberals leaders during the civil rights era. All mentioned died with Righteousness in their hearts that no man made bullet can ever penetrate!! Ask the Muslims, God is good, correct? Yes! He is!! And if your God or even my God chose Trump as a great, non political American President….then I need to convert like Kareem Abdul Jabar did or Muhammad Ali did because this isn't the same Bible that I studied back when I was a Christian. I am a Christian veteran for the exact same reason I am a military veteran. will be judged by a much bigger power than ourselvesWe are not ligi

  24. It's called an Alfrord plea. It's pretty common even among us commoners. It's not exclusive to the rich and powerful.

  25. They won't be in shock or mad at him. Instead, they'll praise him for his deceitfulness and be proud of him for manipulating the system.

  26. I really like your show but this time you really showed that ur just business ……. You neva mention anything about the amazon burning but you hav time fr shit than the stuff thats really matter for the world we live in……. Wake up bruh the world is dying

  27. Those riches will not lasting longer.

    The real rich and noble families will teach their kidz in good manners and honest.

    And that was what lasting those family for centuries.

  28. You do know that this is a dummy puppy comedian talking politics…very legit. Smh!! For the masses. Come on ppl… your kids could get hurt. The MSM is a drama show./weather, Not information. Please wake up for sake of our future…please. Start looking into foreign news..some say we are barbaric to say the least. Not 21st at all, I promise you.

  29. Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

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